Long Time Between Drinks!

I decided to check my webmaster tools today and what do I see? Ponderous, ponderous search strings! For your viewing pleasure, I present: nuns in underpants.

I just... I... dude. Come on! Someone searched for that. Someone wanted to see that. Think about it for a second. (No, don't think about the nuns. Think about the kind of person who'd want to search for that.)

I did a bit of a search myself, to see if my guesses were correct. Well, partly. There were the expected porn versions (and I'm quite sure that not one of the so-called nuns had ever made a commitment to JC). But sadly, one of the nuns appeared to be Matt Lucas in a nun outfit. I was going to post it, but I've decided to use a different image to demonstrate what the nun kinda looked like. You'll just have to imagine him dressed as a penguin.


Here is the second strange image that I found for the same search.

I would love to be able to say that there was only one weird search string that came up. Really, I would. But the frog-cat with the martini glass has got me all flummoxed. And there are evidently a lot of crazies out there searching for weird stuff. I'm going to tell you all about them... next time.