STILL pissing myself laughing

I've been waiting and waiting and getting annoyed that the group blog wasn't indexed with Google yet. I finally checked the webmaster tools today and yay, it's on Google! But so far the only search term is:

• topless whipping

Thanks, Lisa. (Pretty sure you were responsible for that term!!!)

Generation Alfalfa

I just had a (long overdue) squizz at what's going on in the land of the webmaster tools. Apparently, "generation alpha" is drawing quite a lot of people to NoAddedSalt. It's becoming difficult to know just how Google is really ranking my websites, because it is now "helpfully" remembering the websites I visit, and pushing them up the search results. A pox on dynamic results, I tells ye!


And the bagpipes are still right up there. It touches my heart.


Sadly, the neglected CrazyOdd is mostly getting visitors looking for clipart. And farmer clipart. And cow clipart. And and and... but in a beautiful save, it's also grabbing people who searched for "1wank". Nice.


And what about this blog? That same old favourite - cognitive bubble shooter. What I want to know is this: Are we talking about cognitive bubbles, or something far more sinister? Hmm?